Thursday, July 31, 2008

Oh is this how I'm supposed to be dressing....?

Dear Jessica Simpson:





Stop trying so hard! You actually have a pretty good voice for country music ( you have a good voice overall, just stop singing through your nose). You don't need to dress like a stereotypical country bumpkin on the cover of one of the nations biggest magazines to try and get people to say "Yeah I guess she could be country". What were you thinking? Stop relying on your looks to sell your records and just sing!


Dear Elle Magazine:

Did you really think we wouldn't notice? I mean, sure, it's been four years, but we're not stupid! Is this what the magazine is going to be like without Nina Garcia??? I'll start reading Marie Claire, I swear I will. Don't let it happen again!!!

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