Thursday, July 24, 2008

Jen and John

John Mayer. Oh, John Mayer. Why do you toy with me so? You keep going from one bad relationship to the next. Know why? Cause you're not with me!





Um.......did I say that outloud?


Anyway, can we discuss why Jennifer Aniston always looks sooooo unhappy when she's got the best guy around?







She's bad news bears John. That girl has got bag-age for sure. She's been trying to race every man she's dated since Brad Pitt to the altar for revenge! And according to OK magazine:


Jen wants a wedding," proclaims OK!, which says the former Mrs. Brad Pitt is "ready to say 'I do'" and posits that she'll have a "sleek and classic" ceremony. "Jen is so in love with John -- they are already talking marriage," a source alleges to the tab. "I would be not be at all surprised to see Jen and John make it legal sooner rather than later. In fact, I would be shocked if they didn't tie the knot before her 40th birthday in February."


Of course she does. Why wouldn't she??? Lock it down before he finds someone better honey. But John.....when things end badly.....don't say I didn't tell you so.

2 comments:

Melinda said...

can i just ask why everyone is always out to get jenn? i mean of course she has baggage-- poor girl got dumped by the hottest man alive! i always have been and always will be Team Aniston! :)

Lela said...

maybe she got dumped for a reason- b/c she has baggage!