Dear Michael Kors, Nina Garcia, and Heidi Klum:
I love you guys, I really do. I love your show. I love the concept,the creation, from top to bottom I love your show. I love it on Bravo, but I'll definitely still watch it once it moves to Lifetime. But I take serious issue with one factor of this season: STELLA!
What is the matter with you guys? She has now made it to Episode 5!!!!! In my world we call that CRAAAAAAZY! I have more talent in my finger than she does and guess what? I'm not even a designer!!!!!
You think I'm overreacting? Let's review the facts.
Really? REALLY? These designs made it through??? She's barely even been in the bottom two! Trash bags??? OUT! She should've been out from the get go! Then we have the laces for the next two weeks in a row- laces. Last time I checked, biker chic (of this caliber) is rarely used in high fashion. Isn't that what we're going for here? I mean, if we're looking for a new designer for Hot Topic then our reasons for keeping her are valid, but last time I checked Michael Kors did NOT design for Hot Topic.
And this week. Oh this week. Stella, this was an Olympic challenge. For the United States of America! The last time I checked, black wasn't one of our colors. Red, white, and blue!!!!! I mean, I know you're from Queens, but you can't be totally retarded! Her outfit looked like something that was going to be worn in a Space themed porn!
So, judges, with these many explanations marks I beg of you: Send Stella home next week!
Your friend,
Lela
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