Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The City of Humiliation

Continued from last weeks episode "The City of Betrayal".

For those of you who care, The City was on last night. Olivia was a bitch again. The end.


Just kidding, just kidding- ok, I'll tell you more!

So, in last week's episode, Olivia took credit for an Elle cover look that Whitney had actually put together [surprise, surprise] and then proceeded to walk around the entire episode saying, "I put together that look" to anyone that would listen [including, at one point, a cheese tray].

So, of course, Whitney hated her, Justin Bobby 2.0 hated her, and Whitney's closest friends Erin, Allie, and me all hated her. And she deserved it. And vengeance would be Whitneys. 

So in this week's episode the girls were having a meeting with some people [who knows] that all of their bosses, including DVF herself would be in. Whitney was assigned to talk about the purses in the fall line and how they were better than nay other purses that could be found in the world, and Olivia was assigned to speak about what the editors would want. Whitney was very nervous and hoping she would do a good job and Olivia was basically like "Trick I could do this in my sleep. Stop whining you poor girl from the West Coast."

AND THEN. Whitney did a fabulous job. Got many nods of approval from all of her bosses. AND THEN. Olivia said the word "Multilpletude". Oh, you've never heard of that word? It's probably because you're too poor. Or, it could be because Olivia is a DUMBASS and made the word up. And so, Olivia failed miserably in her presentation and her bosses ordered her to be beheaded! [no, that didn't happen, but i wish it did- maybe they are saving it for sweeps week?]

Then Justin Bobby 2.0 broke up with Whitney because he is going out on the road in 5 days and wants to be able to screw his groupies. Go figure.

1 comment:

Melinda said...

oh you've never heard of that word? probably b/c you're too poor!

oh goodness you make me laugh