New Years Resolutions

For years I would make ridiculous New Years Resolutions that I was never able to keep- lose a hundred pounds, win a grammy, cure cancer. Last year I was so over it that I didn't even make a resolution, and I gotta say 2008 was a pretty good year.

This year I'm back to my resolving ways, but I've picked what I think is a fairly attainable goal: I'm going to stop cursing as much. Now, now, I didn't say stop cursing completely- just as much. 

I think it's something I can maybe hold myself to. So if you hear me saying more than one curse word in each sentence, I'm gonna need some tough love. Yell at me, slap my face, do whatever is necessary.

What are your New Years Resolutions?