Something Smells Suspicious

Everyone has known for quite sometime now that Scarlett Johannson and Sean Penn have been bumping nasties pretty much ever since she passed a note to Ryan Reynolds that said " I Quit You", but this picture below actually makes me gag a little.

I'm gagging mostly because that dress is hideous but also because I am wondering if ScarJo is preggers??? We all know that 2011 is the Year of the Celebrity Baby. Could ScarSeanJoPenn be the next on the list?? I will anxiously await an announcement from her publicist confirming the rumor I have just started. America-You're welcome.