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Don't Make Me Tell You Again

Dear Jessica Simpson,

I've posted about you before. I've said some nice things about you, and tried to give you some advice (I'm full of wisdom). But I'm going to give you a warning ONE time, so listen carefully. Do NOT go up against Carrie Underwood. Don't do it in the media, or in the music.

Now from what you say in this article, you respect Carrie and think she has one of the best young voices in Country Music. To that I say: You're exactly right. You also say that there is no fued between the two of you, but then you proceed to say this:

That guy is Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, who was briefly linked to Underwood last year. Romo is now in a serious relationship with Simpson. But Underwood recently told Allure magazine that he still calls her."I don't understand why she would say that," Simpson recently told a San Francisco radio station. "I respect Carrie, and I would never say anything like that."

I think that if you had actually read the article you would see where Carrie plainly said that she and Tony never actually dated. I digress- the point is that if you don't want the media to write about a non existent fued, don't fuel the fire.

For your own good, don't go head to head against the Carrie Underwood powerhouse. Country music will pick her everytime.

He lair e us!

Um, so I couldn't sleep last night b/c a Ralphie May comedy special was on and I was laughing SO HARD. This guys is FUN-NY! So I've dubbed today Ralphie May day! Enjoy.

Project Ruuuuunway!!!

Ok, so, what an interesting challenge! it was definitely a different aesthetic for the designers, but I gotta be honest.....not that different from the challenge last season with the wrestlers. Female wrestlers and drag queens......kiiiiiiinda the same thing.Not sure if this is another Bravo thing (there have been a few "repeat" challenges this season) or if the writers just don't have their thinking caps on but somebody needs to MAKE IT WORK!

I actually agreed with the judges this week. The person who got sent home this week definitely deserved it. He was a no talent titty baby. I'm shocked that he didn't cry when he got the boot. Go home! Put your money where your mouth is.

And as much as I hate to say it, I actually kind of......lliiiiked Stella's dress this week. And I didn't think she should go home. But next week. Next week Stella! I'm gunnin for ya.

The Hills

Ok, I'm about 3 days late on my Hills post but here it is. Woohoo! It's back. The best worst show on television. I'm an increasingly more embarassed with my obsession of the Hills, but I also kind of just don't care. I don't care if they have to reshoot scenes and there are discrepancies or not - the drama is real folks!

Audrina to Lo: "We'll never be friends". DAYUM! Girl got told! That's like a snap in the shape of a Z right there. And I'm really struggling- I don't know whose side to be on. I like Lo's sense of humor, but it's true, she's a bitch, and Audrina is very different than Lo.....they should both be trying harder to get along b/c they live together! What Audrina said was kind of mean- but Lo kinda deserved it.

Oh the turmoil that goes on in my heart as a result of this show.

Well, at least some things never change. Spencer is stil a dick (that looks like Beavis- or Butthead......I'm actually not sure. But one of those!), Heidi continues to get plastic surgery and looks more different this season than the last, Whitney is still adorable. I just love her. That girl's got class.

I will be muy sad if this is the last season, but at some point you have to be real with yourself. I've realized that I'll be 24 this year and have no prospective husbands. So, Lauren Conrad and the cast of the Hills, maybe it's best for both of us if this is the last season of the Hills. It might just be time for me to get a life.

I leave you with music from the Hills.

Nashville (and Belmont's!) own David Condos

My American Boy

Era Era Remix!

Crap Channel

I hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE Clear Channel. I hate them! (Are you feeling the hate?).

I've always had a general distrust for radio stations who play what the labels pay them to play as opposed to what is actually good music, BUT, I will admit that I do still listening to a few Clear Channel stations here in the 'Ville.

However, my hatred grew recently as one of our local stations, The River, started to play Coldplay's single "Viva La Vida" approximately TWO MONTHS after the cd was released. This burns me because it was very, very obvious that they were just waiting to see how well the song did before adding it to their playlist. I can't speak for other markets, but I know Nashville just recently started playing this, while our Independent station has been playing it ever since the cd was released.

Think about it- when was the last time that you heard a Coldplay song on a Clearchannel station? It's been a hot minute. It's because their programming is full of Miley Cyrus, and Duffy, and Fergie, and the shitty stuff. That sounded harsh- it's not that I don't want them to play these artists and the straight pop music etc, it's just that i want them to mix in the good music every once in awhile without waiting to see if other people are going to like it first.

One day I am going to be RICH and I'm going to buy Clear Channel and we're going to play whatever music we want. So there!

Words Words Words

If you happen to be bored, check out your linguistic skills with this Game

Sad Day

Amy Poehler has left SNL. I've been hanging onto that show for dear life hoping it wouldn't go in the crapper after all of the (seemingly) funniest people have left. And now Amy. Oh Amy. We will miss you so!

Never fear, she has not left television for good, for she will be on the new "spinoff" of The Office on NBC. But it's just not the same.

Kritin Wigg, I leave the torch in your hands. You can make this show funny again. You can. YOU CAN!!!!