It's Finally Happened

The end is nigh guys.

Forget about the crazy, Biblical Blood Moons that are happening in the upcoming months, or the terrifying horoscope forecast for April, something else is making people panic, sending them to the streets in mobs, awaiting the sun to explode or an aesteroid to hit Earth.

Kim Kardashian is on the cover of Vogue.

Those of you not so much in the know might say "But Lela, she is on the cover of EVERY magazine ALWAYS."

Fair point.

But not Vogue. No, no, no, no, no, nooo. Anna Wintour has a strong taste in her mouth about Ms. K, and it ain't a sweet one. In the past she has called Kim K "The worst thing since socks and sandals" [OUCH!] and even went as far as banning her from the 2012 Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala. For my redneck friends, that's a Real Fancy Ball Y'all.

But then......a baby changed everything.

You see, North West, the adorably faced but unfortunately named child of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, is one of the hardest celeb babies to get a scoop on! Kanye is notoriously private [except when he's beating down paparazzo's at the airport] and despite Kim's reality show Queen status, the baby has yet to be on the show. Aside from a couple of Instagram pictures, there has been no exclusive on the baby.

Well, nobody plays hard to get with Anna Wintour.

So if putting that baby's momma on the cover of the magazine is what it takes to get a video exclusive of sweet little North, then that is what the Ice Queen had to do!

Notes: this dress as well as the others she is wearing in the video are all GORGEOUS. I am green with envy. Also, as pointed out by a friend, what is with Kims hands in this photo? Kanye is clearly very intimate with her here while she is responding to him in a very bizarre "I'm not actually going to touch you" way while give dead sex eyes to the camera. It's a little strange.

In conclusion: Does anyone know where I can get my own, personal North West?