Perhaps the best of any presidential debate/State of the Union/political speech is the great fun in creating drinking games for the appropriate speakers. In college, ever time George Bush would smirk, everyone would take a drink. Every time he stuttered, another drink. And terrorism mention warranted a shot of whiskey.
So in preparation for the debates tonight, a lot of blogshave begun formulating their pre-fab list to getting shitfaced when Sarah Palin and Joe Biden take the stage.
Comedy Central's Indecision 2008 has perhaps the best rule yet:
Every time Palin speaks in a run-on sentence, get yourself for into the position of being to drink a sip of beer and therefore on the chair on which you sit turn around and face your neighbor but you will not have had enough into which to vomit and that's good because you will be feeling in a way that is comparable to ways in which you have drunk before, at home, where they teach good drinking values.
We have a couple of suggestions ourselves:
• Every time Sarah Palin starts talking like she's in Fargo take a shot.
• Every time Joe Biden nervously gaffes, do a kegstand.
• Every time you lose interest and end up checking your email, do a penance shot…this is important for christsakes!
• Every time you start to feel depressed, pop a Zoloft and change the channel…isn't The Office on tonight anyway?
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