Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Madonna Is Getting Divorced....

Does this really surprise anyone? 

Things we know:

1) When tabloids report that a couple is getting divorced and they vehemenently deny it (ie they are suddenly everywhere together, going to dinner, holding hands, kissing in public, etc etc), it usually means that they are, in fact, getting a divorce.

2) Madonna's been married at least a few times

3)Madonna's one tough bitch (seriously, do we think anyone could handle her for the rest of their lives? She could kick your ass!!!)


I bet, within a year or two, she starts dating a woman (it's the cool thing to do- just look at Lilo! And with those guns she'd totally fit in at the gay bar- Just sayin!)

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