Just As I Suspected

Is it just me or is there a hint of annoyance in his eyes?

Just as I suspected- he misses me.

Applause

At a press conference this morning, Barack Obama defended his invitation to anti-gay pastor Rick Warren to give the invocation at his inauguration.

Said Obama, via TPM:

"Well, let me start by talking about my own views. I think it is no secret that I am a fierce advocate for equality for gay and lesbian Americans. It is something I have been consistent on and something I intend to continue to be consistent on during my presidency...What I've also said is that it is important for America to come together even though we may have disagreements on certain social issues...And I would note that a couple of years ago I was invited to Rick Warren's church to speak, despite his awareness that I held views entirely contrary to his when it came to gay and lesbian rights, when it came to issues like abortion....Nevertheless, I had an opportunity to speak, and that dialogue, I think, is a part of what my campaign's been all about, that we're never going to agree on every single issue. What we have to do is create an atmosphere where we can disagree without being disagreeable, and then focus on those things that we hold in common as Americans. So Rick Warren has been invited to speak, Dr. Joseph Lowery -- who has deeply contrasting views to Rick Warren about a whole host of issues -- is also speaking."

I think this is so great. I agree with Obama completely. It's time for the anti gays to just get over it and be more open minded, and for the gays to stop belly aching about everything that doesn't conform to their beliefs. I couldn't have said it better- agree to disagree "without being disagreeable". Genius.

Happy Christmas!

You guys have been so good all year- you really deserve this!

May you be as joyful this Christmas Season as Henrietta and Merna

Readers Beware

This song WILL be in your head for the rest of the day. It's SO good. Take a listen!

http://cdn.stereogum.com/mp3/team9%20vs.%20Stereogum%20-%20B.F.%20Meets%20T.I..mp3

Blind Item

What Dove award winning mother of twins puts on a brave "Christian" face while out in the public, but in real life is such a bitch that her staff (including her label) can hardly stand her. She and her husband find every excuse possible to not spend time with their daughters- they are practically being raised by their nanny. You might have noticed a lot of activity (or shit talking) on her Twitter account. Look up the word hypocrite and you just might find her picture.

WARNING!

You cannot un-see this!

However, I watched it, an di feel as though all of you should have to see it as well.

I Found a New Theme Song

I also might accidentally break your finger, like I did mine. Don't pop your knuckles kids!

When Will This Be An Actual Olympic Event?

This video inspires me and creeps me out all at the same time.

(Let it load all the way before you watch)

Top 50 Albums of the Year

Rollings Stones released their list of what they think are the Top 50 albums of 2008. Check out the list and then my comments below.

1. TV on the Radio: Dear Science

2. Bob Dylan: Tell Tale Signs — The Bootleg Series Vol. 8

3. Lil Wayne: Tha Carter III

4. My Morning Jacket: Evil Urges

5. John Mellencamp: Life, Death, Love and Freedom

6. Santogold: Santogold

7. Coldplay: Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends

8. Beck: Modern Guilt

9. Metallica: Death Magnetic

10. Vampire Weekend: Vampire Weekend

11. Fleet Foxes: Fleet Foxes

12. Guns n' Roses: Chinese Democracy

13. Blitzen Trapper: Furr

14. Ryan Adams and the Cardinals: Cardinology

15. The Black Keys: Attack & Release

16. Randy Newman: Harps and Angels

17. B.B. King: One Kind Favor

18. Lucinda Williams: Little Honey

19. Erykah Badu: New Amerykah: Part 1 (4th World War)

20. Kings of Leon: Only by the Night

21. Kaiser Chiefs: Off With Their Heads

22. Jackson Browne: Time the Conquerer

23. Conor Oberst: Conor Oberst

24. Girl Talk: Feed the Animals

25. The Magnetic Fields: Distortion

26. Mudcrutch: Mudcrutch

27. Brian Wilson: That Lucky Old Sun

28. The Knux: Remind Me in Three Days…

29. Bon Iver: For Emma, Forever Ago

30. Duffy: Rockferry

31. MGMT: Oracular Spectacular

32. Jamey Johnson: The Lonesome Song

33. Ne-Yo: Year of the Gentleman

34. Stephen Malkmus: Real Emotional Trash

35. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds: Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!

36. The Hold Steady: Stay Positive

37. Nine Inch Nails: The Slip

38. Ra Ra Riot: The Rhumb Line

39. Taylor Swift: Fearless

40. Jonas Brothers: A Little Bit Longer

41. AC/DC: Black Ice

42. David Byrne and Brian Eno: Everything That Happens Will Happen Today

43. Nas: Untitled

44. The Raconteurs: Consolers of the Lonely

45. Be Your Own Pet: Get Awkward

46. The Academy Is…: Fast Times at Barrington High

47. Of Montreal: Skeletal Lamping

48. Raphael Saadiq: The Way I See It

49. Hot Chip: Made in the Dark

50. No Age: Nouns

Ok if we're being honest, I haven't even heard of some of these people. What I do know is that a lot of the people that I do know on this list are not in appropriate spots (really? the Jonas Brothers and Taylor Swift got a higher ranking than The Raconteurs/ Nas?).

My opinion of Rolling Stone is that they have zero music credibility. Those of you that read/subscribe to the magazine know that it is nothing but a publication to push a political agenda and that their reviews are rarely spot on.

Tell me what you guys think about the list/ Rolling Stone!

If Only These PSAs existed a few years ago...

.....maybe Amy Winehouse wouldn't be in the shape she is in.

Certainly changed my mind about cocaine...........naw I'm just playin!

Santas Email

LOST!

Hey Bitches, Lost Season 4 is out on DVD today!!! Hooooray!

don't expect to see me for about a week and a half ;)

It's Just Like What?

Ok I know that about 89% of the people who read my blog have already seen this, but I had to post it anyway.

Name the Celebrities

Politics

Ok guys, I haven't been terribly political on this blog since the election, but something has got me fired up and I felt like I needed to address it.

After about the 3rd email from a family member discussing how Barack Obama is probably not a natural born citizen, I got a little ticked off. I feel like this is the Salem Witch Trials! Are we on a witch hunt for Obama? Are we going to hang him over the lake if it turns out to be true? What is the matter with people?

In the last email that I received, it spoke of credible journalists that are asking serious questions- the article it reference was from an Internet News Site (not even a real paper!) from Tulsa, OK (no offense to Tulsa, but it's not exactly the epicenter of political expertise) and the article referenced a few ex lawyers, some bloggers, one random doctor, and just random people as the key folks who are challenging Obamas citizenship.

When did bloggers become credible journalists? Am I a credible journalist now? Does everything I say count as law because I have a blog- I gotta say, that's a power I could get on board with.

Here's the thing- do I think Obama should show his birth certificate? Sure. At this point, why not? It will hush the nay sayers and prove everyone wrong.

The real issue here is that people are uncomfortable with Obama being President and they are trying to find any reason they can to de-throne him from his new position. If we are so upset about him being President, then we need to really address why that is- and any information that you have gotten about him from an EMAIL CHAIN does not count! Take all of that away and what do we have left?

Only the color of his skin.

If you don't agree with his policies then that is one thing ( I voted for him and I dont agree with all of his policies)- but if you are against him because he is black, then you are un-American, not him.

The Best Subject Title I Can Come Up With is HAHAHAHAHA

I'm In Love....

.....with this song. Dang it's good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yk6aXgHME4

You've Got To Be Kidding Me

This is stupid funny.

Hey Zexy...

For your pleasure.

I Want A Walrus

This could be the funniest thing I've ever seen...

Grammy Nominations!!!

Did anyone see the Grammy Nominations Concert last night? I know some people hated it, but I think it's a really good idea! It was a chance for previous Grammy winners to pay respects to the songs that were inducted in the the Hall of Fame this year (some of the performances rocked and some were kind of a snooze fest) and to just have a good time during the nominations.

Tooooooons of great people were nominated (bottom of the post) and I am not biased towards any of them (haha!).

Mariah did "Baby Please Come Home" from her Christmas album, and that girl has STILL GOT IT. She rocked it. She was fairly immobile- i think she was afraid she would fall in those boots.

Also Christina Aguilera was looking classy and singing a song that is PERFECT for her. Dear XTina- this is what you should be singing!!!

Taylor Swift was fun as a host with LL Cool J (despite it being a kind of weird combo). She sang Brend Lee's "I'm Sorry" and sounded kind of doodoo on that but then went into her song "White Horse" and kind of redeemed herself.......all while pointedly looking at ex boyfriend Joe Jonas who was conveniently sitting in the front row. Why oh why didn't they give us a reaction shot from him? Fuel the flame CBS!!!!

As for the nominations...I've put some of the biggest categories (and some that mean something to me) on here, but you can find the full list by clicking this little underlined blue thing....(drumroll please......)

Record Of The Year 

• Chasing Pavements
  
  Adele
  
  Eg White, producer; Tom Elmhirst & Steve Price, engineers/mixers
  
  Track from: 19
  
  [XL Recordings/Columbia] 
  
  
  
• Viva La Vida
  
  Coldplay
  
  Markus Dravs, Brian Eno & Rik Simpson, producers; Michael Brauer & Rik Simpson, engineers/mixers
  
  Track from: Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends
  
  [Capitol Records] 
  
• Bleeding Love
  
  Leona Lewis
  
  Simon Cowell, Clive Davis & Ryan "Alias" Tedder, producers; Craig Durrance, Phil Tan & Ryan "Alias" Tedder, engineers/mixers
  
  [J Records/SYCO Music] 
  
  
  
• Paper Planes
  
  M.I.A
  
  Diplo, producer; Switch, engineer/mixer
  
  Track from: Kala
  
  [Interscope] 
  
  
  
• Please Read The Letter
  
  Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
  
  T Bone Burnett, producer; Mike Piersante, engineer/mixer
  
  Track from: Raising Sand
  
  [Rounder] 
  

Album Of The Year 

• Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends
  Coldplay
  Markus Dravs, Brian Eno & Rik Simpson, producers; Michael H. Brauer, Markus Dravs, John O'Mahoney, Rik Simpson & Andy Wallace, engineers/mixers; Bob Ludwig, mastering engineer
  [Capitol Records] 
  
  
• Tha Carter III
  Lil Wayne
  Babyface, Brisco, Fabolous, Jay-Z, Kidd Kidd, Busta Rhymes, Juelz Santana, D. Smith, Static Major, T-Pain & Bobby Valentino, featured artists; Alchemist, David Banner, Vaushaun "Maestro" Brooks, Cool & Dre, Andrews "Drew" Correa, Shondrae "Mr. Bangladesh" Crawford, Darius "Deezle" Harrison, Jim Jonsin, Mousa, Pro Jay, Rodnae, Skillz & Play, D. Smith, Swizz Beatz, Robin Thicke, T-Pain & Kanye West, producers; Angel Aponte, Joshua Berkman, Andrew Dawson, Joe G, Darius "Deezle" Harrison, Fabian Marasciullo, Miguel Scott, Robin Thicke, Julian Vasquez & Gina Victoria, engineers/mixers; Vlado Meller, mastering engineer
  [Universal Motown/Cash Money] 
  
  
• Year Of The Gentleman
  Ne-Yo
  Chuck Harmony, Ne-Yo, Polow Da Don, StarGate, Stereotypes, Syience, Shea Taylor & Shomari "Sho" Wilson, producers; Kirven Arrington, Jeff Chestek, Kevin "KD" Davis, Mikkel Eriksen, Jaymz Hardy Martin, III, Geno Regist, Phil Tan & Tony Terrebonne, engineers/mixers; Herb Powers, Jr., mastering engineer
  [Def Jam/Compound] 
  
  
• Raising Sand
  Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
  T Bone Burnett, producer; Mike Piersante, engineer/mixer; Gavin Lurssen, mastering engineer
  [Rounder] 
  
  
• In Rainbows
  Radiohead
  Nigel Godrich, producer; Nigel Godrich, Dan Grech-Marguerat, Hugo Nicolson & Richard Woodcraft, engineers/mixers; Bob Ludwig, mastering engineer
  [TBD Records] 
  
  

Song Of The Year 

• American Boy
  William Adams, Keith Harris, Josh Lopez, Caleb Speir, John Stephens, Estelle Swaray & Kanye West, songwriters (Estelle Featuring Kanye West)
  Track from: Shine
  [Atlantic/Homeschool; Publishers: Will.I.Am Music/Cherry River Music/Chrysalis Publishing/John Legend Publishing/Cherry River Music/Please Gimme My Publishing/EMI Blackwood Music/Larry Leron Music/Speir Music/Broke, Spoke and Gone Publishing] 
  
  
• Chasing Pavements
  Adele Adkins & Eg White, songwriters (Adele)
  Track from: 19
  [XL Recordings/Columbia; Publishers: Universal-Songs of Polygram Int.] 
  
  
• I'm Yours
  Jason Mraz, songwriter (Jason Mraz)
  Track from: We Sing. We Dance. We Steal Things.
  [Atlantic; Publisher: Goo Eyed Music] 
  
  
• Love Song
  Sara Bareilles, songwriter (Sara Bareilles)
  Track from: Little Voice
  [Epic; Publisher: Tiny Bear Music] 
  
  
• Viva La Vida
  Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion & Chris Martin, songwriters (Coldplay)
  Track from: Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends
  [Capitol Records; Publishers: Universal Music-MGB Songs] 
  

Best New Artist 

• Adele
  
  
  
• Duffy
  
  
  
• Jonas Brothers
  
  
  
• Lady Antebellum
  
  
  
• Jazmine Sullivan
  

Best Female Country Vocal Performance 
(For a solo vocal performance. Singles or Tracks only.)

• For These Times
  Martina McBride
  Track from: Waking Up Laughing
  [RCA Nashville] 
  
  
• What I Cannot Change
  LeAnn Rimes
  Track from: Family
  [Curb Records] 
  
  
• Last Name
  Carrie Underwood
  Track from: Carnival Ride
  [19/Arista/Arista Nashville] 
  
  
• Last Call
  Lee Ann Womack
  [MCA Nashville] 
  
  
• This Is Me You're Talking To
  Trisha Yearwood
  Track from: Heaven, Heartache And The Power Of Love
  [Big Machine] 

Best Male Country Vocal Performance 
(For a solo vocal performance. Singles or Tracks only.)

• You're Gonna Miss This
  Trace Adkins
  Track from: American Man, Greatest Hits Volume II
  [Capitol Records Nashville] 
  
  
• In Color
  Jamey Johnson
  [MCA Nashville] 
  
  
• Just Got Started Lovin' You
  James Otto
  Track from: Sunset Man
  [Raybaw] 
  
  
• Letter To Me
  Brad Paisley
  Track from: 5th Gear
  [Arista Nashville] 
  
  
• Troubadour
  George Strait
  Track from: Troubadour
  [MCA Nashville] 
  
  

Best Country Album 
(Vocal or Instrumental.)

• That Lonesome Song
  Jamey Johnson
  [Mercury Records] 
  
  
• Sleepless Nights
  Patty Loveless
  [Saguaro Road] 
  
  
• Troubadour
  George Strait
  [MCA Nashville] 
  
  
• Around The Bend
  Randy Travis
  [Warner Bros.] 
  
  
• Heaven, Heartache And The Power Of Love
  Trisha Yearwood
  [Big Machine] 
  

Best Contemporary Folk/Americana Album 
(Vocal or Instrumental.)

• Day After Tomorrow
  Joan Baez
  [Bobolink/Razor & Tie] 
  
  
• I, Flathead
  Ry Cooder
  [Nonesuch Records] 
  
  
• Sex & Gasoline
  Rodney Crowell
  [Work Song/Yep Roc Records] 
  
  
• All I Intended To Be
  Emmylou Harris
  [Nonesuch Records] 
  
  
• Raising Sand
  Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
  [Rounder Records]

I Thought Making Fun of Old People Was Wrong?

Has Life Come Full Circle?

Ok, so life is kind of sad because the Real Housewives of Atlanta is over (and I missed the reunion!).  But we should never fear, because the originators, The Real Housewives of Orange County, is back!

Now some of these tricks are new, but the claws seem to really be coming out, divorces have happened, lives are in peril,  and boobies are real (what?! real????).

It's really going to fill a void in my Tuesday night tv.

Dear Brody Jenner.....

Bromance? Really?

Listen, dude, I get that you've had a taste of the spotlight from being one of Lauren's sidekicks on the Hills, and that this taste may incline you to have your own reality show or start your own line of hideous mens jeans (that's not a lie. check them out), but did you need to stoop to Paris Hilton's level and do a new show that is audtioning guys to be your new best friend? Oh, but wait, it's not good enough to call them your best friend, or in your words your "go-to guy", you MUST call it a Bromance???

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

uR gAY.

To My Most Devout Fan...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELINDA!!!!!!!!

Musicals Are Fun!

Ok, despite what your feelings on Proposition 8 may be, this is a very funny video.

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

Spread Some Cheer to Someone Who Really Needs It

That Is Not A Dress!

Girls. Just because you wear tights with that t-shirt does not turn it into a dress- a rose by any other name is still a rose ( that was a little added intellect to this not very intellectual blog).

For example. Semi Long Sweater girl that we see today. Sometimes you can maybe get away with the shortness, like when its night time or when your huge-o purse isn't trying to show the world your knickers. 

(Photo Courtesy of Your Friend Melinda)

Everyone's Gettin On This Kanye Train

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Operation Humble Kanye

Colbert at Christmas
Colbert Christmas DVD

Green Screen
Bill O'Reilly Interview

Gah I Love Her

I Have Waited a Whole Year for This

That is Not A Dress

Presenting a new segment that will appear weekly (or maybe more often) on Your Friend Lela- That Is Not A Dress ( idea and today's photos courtesy of Your Friend Alexander). 

You guys all know what we're talking about- these trollips who

 think that a tunic shirt that almost covers their chubby cheeks counts as a dress. It doesn't. 

Here's how the segment works- you guys take photos of girls who are wearing "not dresses" when you see them out (or on the web) and send them in. Location of photo is fun, but not necessary. Then I post them here for all to enjoy.

The below were taken at Broadway Brewhouse Midtown.

THAT IS NOT A DRESS!

Um, Dear Britney....

I think I've seen this outfit before. Now if only I could figure out where.......

I Wouldn't Have Said No...

Jennifer Aniston Turns Down John Mayer's Marriage Proposal
By Fame News, November 27 2008

Jennifer Aniston turned down boyfriend John Mayer's recent marriage proposal, according to reports.

The former Friends actress - who was previously married to actor Brad Pitt - reportedly declined John's offer because she doesn't want to damage their relationship, which they recently rekindled following a split in August.

A source said, "Jennifer said no when John asked her. She told John that everything is so perfect between them right now, they shouldn't ruin the focus of their relationship.

"A wedding would be so stressful and Jennifer just wants to enjoy this phase, falling madly in love and getting a thrill if the other one texts when they are apart.

"John told Jennifer she is the girl for him and he is sure of it. He is willing to do anything she wants as long as they are together. He is like a different guy.

"John was over the moon when Jennifer took him back last month and he never wants them to be apart again. He really wants to settle down with her. He wants children, marriage - the whole thing at some point."

How Innovative

Alright, which one of the men in my life would like this for Christmas? I simply MUST get it for someone.

What is it you ask?

The website's description is:

Core Precision Undershirt
High-performance men´s underwear with engineered compression technologyenergizes the body with essential structure and support.Improve posture. Support back and core muscles.Visibly streamline. Control temperature.Street to sport, work to weekend. Up your game.

My description is- its an undershirt for insecure men that makes them look like they have a six pack.

Now who wants one?

Damn Columbia Cable!

I cannot BELIEVE I am missing this tonight. I guess I'll have to cross my fingers and hope for a re run next week sometime ( and repeatedly watch the clips below).



I dont think I believe this....




OH.MY.STARS!

I Have No Idea....

....why I think this is so funny (perhaps it's because I have a cat on my lap?), but I can't stop laughing.

Classic!

New Kanye

It's been brought to my attention that you can stream Kanye's new album "808's and Heartbreak" (genius title) on his myspace today before the album is officially released on Monday (which is kinda weird b/c normal release dates are Tuesdays?) . Click here  to check it out.

I'll give you my run down. First of all, I LOVE Kanye. I'm a big supporter of his music. I think he's pretty worthless as a human being, but as a musician I've pretty much gotta support everything he does. That being said, I don't like the fact that he's going all T Pain on us and using AutoTune synthesizer robot voice. In fact I hate it.

Song # 1 "Say You Will"- Kanye singing with said AutoTune synthesizer robot voice with a heart monitor-esque beat in the background. Um, this could be my least favorite Kanye song of all time. 

Song #2- "Welcome to Heartbreak"- A better beat, an actual rap, but still with the AutoTune synth! Seriously Kan? You are an innovator, but you are now essentially ripping off T Pain. T Pain!!! That is unnecessary.  You need not rip off anyone. Remember how you're a musical genius (or so you say). The synth worked in your bridge of "Put On", but just because you rocked it out on one song doesn't mean you need to do it for all songs.

Song #3- "Heartless"- This must be what happens when rappers get their hearts broken. They turn into robots. This song, yet again, starts with the synth voice. Thank Jonas (JEddy shout out) that it morphs into a normal rap........only to morph back into an AutoTuned rap. Better than the last two anyway.

Song #4- "Amazing"- No. It isn't. It isn't amazing.

Song #5- "Love Lockdown"- The first single. It's ok. Still in robot mode. It's not up to par in comparison with other lead singles from Kanye albums. Think "Golddigger" or freaking "Stronger". This song is supposed to compare???

It doesn't

Song #6-  "Paranoid"- The rap on this song is reminiscent of his part in Estelle's "American Boy". It's one of the better songs of the 6 we've reviewed so far. I could maybe jam to this one. 

Song #7- "Robocop"- I think the title says it all.

Song #8- "Street Lights"- This one is ok, but would probably be better if it were a John Mayer song circa "Room for Squares".

Song # 9- "Bad News"- Yep. Just like this album.

Song # 10- "See You In My Nightmares"- No. No, no, no, no, no. I basically stopped actually listening to the songs right around here. I'm surprised I made it this far.

Song # 11- "Coldest Winter"- Oh, you're cold? Why don't you start a fire- and then put Kanye's new cd in there.

Song # 12- "Pinocchio Story"- This is a live freestyle. I'm not sure what show it's from, but I can pretty much guarantee that it isn't Bonnaroo ( i don't hear the sound of bottles hitting the stage). It doesn't sound like the other over produced synth crap on this album. It's got that going for it.

I'm sad. 

This is not an album that I'm going to rush out and buy- that was NOT the case for the last three Kanye albums. I couldn't get them fast enough. I'm honestly not even worried about picking this one up. There is too much of Kanye trying to sing in robot voice, and if I had to guess, there was too much weed involved in the recording process. The album ends up all sounding the same due to the synth. There is nothing to distinguish one song from the other. Where is the Kanye we know and love? Where are the awesome beats- you're a PRODUCER man! Where are the zingy one liners we know and love? Why do you look like Fonsworth Bentley? 

Kanye, I'm sorry your heart is broken, but I hope you get laid soon so you'll start making good music again.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston Have a Talk...

[Ringtone: *I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME...I'M SO MOVIN' ON...YEAH, YE—*]

Brad?

How'd you know it was me?

Because my phone plays "Since U Been Gone" whenever you call.

But I've changed my number three times since we broke up.

Yeah I know.

[Beat.]

Yeah, anyway...Uh, I think you probably know why I'm calling.

Yeah—I do. Look, the movies are totally different, thematically, so I don't see us as being in direct competi—

No. Not that.

Oh. Then what? Not that 'Vogue' thing.

Yes, that Vogue thing.

Brad, that was taken TOTALLY out of context.

What was the context?

Well, the interview guy was like, "What did you think about Angelina talking about the two of you hooking up on Smith, and I was like, "What she did was very uncool."

So how is that out of context?

Well, like, he never said, this one's going on the cover.

[Beat.]

Look, I just wish you could move on.

I HAVE moved on, Brad. This was all a hundred years ago! I said as much on Oprah!

Fine.

Oh, and could you tell your mom I can't wait to see 'By The Waters of Babylon' with her Saturday night? Doing this Geffen Playhouse subscription with her was the best—

[*Click*]

Oh Me. I Love Animals.

see more puppies

I Wish I Could Still Use This Excuse

more animals

HeeHee

see Sarah Palin pictures

Sporty Spice- is that you??

I kept waiting for this video to get good- trust me, it does.

Era Era What?

THIS.....

....makes me want to throw up.

Don't Forget About Tonight!

An all new episode of 30 rock!

An Open Letter...

Dear Everyone In My Apartment Complex:

I have issues with you. Things we need to talk about before drastic measures are taken.

To the person who lives across from me. Please shut your yappy dog up. What I think is happening is that you're getting up early in the morning to shower and letting your dog out onto the porch and you can't hear him when he incessantly barks for at least 20 minutes. What I would like for you to keep in mind is that, while this might be the time that you get up everyday, most everyone else is STILL ASLEEP!!!!!! And your dog barks at everything that MOVES!!!!! and it is hard for me to SLEEP!!!!!! i love animals, i really do. And your dog is cute! But he is so freaking annoying. Please leave him inside where the rest of us can't hear him.

Also, just in generality (but more specifically to the people that live above me), could we leave any kind of drilling to be done after, say, 8:30 am?? I dont think that's unreasonable, right? I mean you already STOMP around like elephants at all hours of the day (and night), play really loud music, and sometimes get into wrestling fights- can we keep the early morning drilling to a minimum?

If we can accomplish these things, then we will be a better, stronger community! Say it with me peeps- YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!

x-

Your Friend Lela

Was It Moonshine?

Drunk people are so funny!

Who Says Hurricanes Aren't Fun?

They Call This One- Drunk Fail

Facebook.

Does it annoy anyone else when old people use facebook? I mean, isn't that what myspace was invented for?? I get opening facebook up to highschools, and keeping it available to young adults who had it when it was first invented, but our PARENTS? ew.

I suppose I've always known this about myself, but I discovered that I felt strongly about it when Spring but out a new commercial with their old man CEO talking about how cell phones rule the world now and we can even check our Facebook on them! Um, excuse me? 

I can check my facebook on them. You can maybe check your stock options or the weather. Or LinkedIn. I'll give you LinkedIn.

So old people. Stop trolling for young people on Facebook. Don't poke your kids friends. Stop sending me application requests (that goes for all of you). Facebook is a classy establishment. Let's keep it that way.

This is Hilarious!!!

http://perezhilton.com/2008-11-10-dont-piss-on-our-leg-and-tell-us-its-raining

Talk about being wasted.

New Jersey councilman Steven Lipski was got so drunk at a concert this past weekend that he….urinated all over a crowd of concertgoers.

For reals!!!!!

This past Friday, Lipski went to a Washington, D.C. nightclub to watch the Grateful Dead perform.

However, turns out he was so intoxicated that he proceeded to pee on the concertgoers from his balcony spot at the club.

EWWW!!!!!

Lipski was arrested and charged with simple assault. However, the peepee king has decided to stay mum about the incident.

He said in one recent interview yesterday, "I've resolved not to touchalcohol again."

And added in another interview that the incident was "deeply humiliating, very embarrassing, and troubling."

Even more troubling, the 44 year-old has decided not to admit to the peeing stunt.

He did say, "I can't comment on that. I'm going to continue to do all the good things, and I'm not going to let this overshadow me."

A source adds, "I spoke to one of his contributors this morning, and he's denying the whole thing. He's telling people he spilled a drink. It's ridiculous. He's already said he's not resigning. He's telling people that."

Too bad that Lipski was spotted by one of the club's staffers relieving himself at 9:50pm from the club's balcony.

Shady politicians!