[Ringtone: *I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME...I'M SO MOVIN' ON...YEAH, YE—*]
Brad?
How'd you know it was me?
Because my phone plays "Since U Been Gone" whenever you call.
But I've changed my number three times since we broke up.
Yeah I know.
[Beat.]
Yeah, anyway...Uh, I think you probably know why I'm calling.
Yeah—I do. Look, the movies are totally different, thematically, so I don't see us as being in direct competi—
No. Not that.
Oh. Then what? Not that 'Vogue' thing.
Yes, that Vogue thing.
Brad, that was taken TOTALLY out of context.
What was the context?
Well, the interview guy was like, "What did you think about Angelina talking about the two of you hooking up on Smith, and I was like, "What she did was very uncool."
So how is that out of context?
Well, like, he never said, this one's going on the cover.
[Beat.]
Look, I just wish you could move on.
I HAVE moved on, Brad. This was all a hundred years ago! I said as much on Oprah!
Fine.
Oh, and could you tell your mom I can't wait to see 'By The Waters of Babylon' with her Saturday night? Doing this Geffen Playhouse subscription with her was the best—
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