Unemployment...

...sometimes doesn't sound so bad. Am I right? Stay up as late as I want [who am I kidding, i'd still be in bed by 11:30], sleep as late as I want, do whatever I want during the day time and collect checks from the government. Tell me what sounds awful about that!

Well, thanks to the chart below, I will not be trying to get fired from my job anytime soon. They make unemployment sound terrible.