Did She Get Carried Away?

I don't hate this outfit....

...but I definitely don't like it for Carrie Underwood.

Dating Truths from Cosmo

Surprisingly, these say nothing about silk sheets or flax seeds, but they are relatively interesting.

Truth #1

You'll regret that "Just wanted to make sure you got my last message" follow-up to an e-mail, text, or voicemail.

Truth #2

If you don't feel comfortable having a conversation with a guy about sex — especially condoms — you shouldn't be getting busy with him.

Truth #3

If a man breaks up with you out of the blue, the out-of-the-blue part is really only on your end.

Truth #4

Just as it's best to wait to drop the L-bomb until your man does, let a guy change his Facebook status to "in a relationship" before you do.

Truth #5

No woman in a healthy long-term relationship has ever said, "Gee, I really wish I'd slept with my man sooner."

Truth #6

Keeping a change of clothes at work in case of an emergency walk of shame isn't optimistic behavior...it's career-savvy.

Truth #7

When a guy repeatedly refers to his exes as "crazy," "psycho," or "sluts," he will use those same words against you one day.

Truth #8

If a relationship feels like too much work after the first month, it'll be 10 times harder a year from now.

Truth #9

A guy who rates you or other girls as a number from 1 to 10 is a loser, even if he gives you a 10. You're a woman, not county fair livestock.

Truth #10

A guy who talks about how skilled he is in the sack is like a man who brags about his money. Either way, he ain't got it. The kind of man you want to be with knows that actions speak louder than words. And thankfully, there are plenty of those types out there!

Not The Worst Invention Ever....

Not the best name, but not the worst invention[ this is ] . Have you been introduced to the new product Subtle Butt? It is, you guessed it, a fart neutralizing underwear insert. I think we all know someone who could use this, um, interesting invention, so I'm trying not to judge the seemingly silliness of it. This video, however, I will judge.

I have sooooo many questions while watching this video. For example, why is that old lady wearing a thong? Why is that old man watching that old lady put on her thong? Why is that Asian guy not wearing any undies at all?? Why is that old lady eating her hot dog from the side instead of the end like a normal person? Why doesn't the control subject realize that eating a hot dog in that manner will give him body shaking farts? Why did the Asian guy do a Sumo-fart [that's racial y'all!]? Why must they all fart directly in the doctors face?? When someone in the same room as you lets one loose, you KNOW it's happened whether it smells or not. Why, why, why??

Why haven't you bought these yet??

Love.

YES YES YES

Come to Mama. Cannot wait.

Can I Just Say...

That I despise when women tuck their jeans into boots in the SUMMER.

It is summertime y'all. Bust out the sandals! We have precious few months where we can show off our fabulous pedicures and let our feet breathe. Let those little piggies out! Don't you get tired of socks???? When the month starts with the letter "O", then you can feel free to get your tuck game back on. Thanks.

Let's Be Honest

Is being this thin really sexy?

I understand that Angelina has a lot to live up to in this photo since she is standing next to the sexy version of Brad Pitt. Now that he's shaved off his goatee, no one is safe. Absolutely no one can look even remotely attractive while in his vicinity because he takes up all the sexy oxygen [that's not a real thing, i just made it up, but it sounds good, right?].

Aaaaaaanyway, Angelina looks a mess. I know she has a lot of kids to feed, but that doesn't mean she has to feed them off of her plate. Eat your Manwhich Angie- Zahara can get her own! Look at those Granny Knees!!! Blech. But really, fellas, help me out. At what point does thin become too thin aka no longer attractive? I give you these things to ponder on your Tuesday No Blues Day.

Villagers Music Monday

For Britton

You're welcome.

Love This

For the music, not the video.

New Music Monday

The Guggenheim Grotto. Never heard of them? Neither had I, but I'm digging. What do you think?

Say What You Want...

....about Katie Holmes. Is her husband gay? Possibly. Is she under a contractual obligation to stay with him and produce another offspring? Probably. Is she a great actress? Not really. Does she look eerily like Jackie O while filming for her new biopic? DEFINITELY.

That is creeeeeeeeeeeepy. Well cast directors, well cast.

Thank You Michael K....

....For letting me know about this ridiculously awesome idea. A wine goblet that holds an entire bottle of wine? Why not??! I know a few people that would find this contraption to be their new best friend. The cheap couple that doesn't bring enough wine to share? Perfect for them! "Oh guys, we're just going to share a glass. Oh, hmm, this bottle is already gone. hmmmmmm. Hope you guys brought some more!" Come on, we all know someone like them.

$12.99??? WHAT A STEAL.

GIRLS

This idea is BRILLIANT and I wish I had thought of it myself. Have you guys heard of CitySlips? They are this genius little pair of fold up ballet slippers that come in a little pouch that just happens to be big enough to hold your cell phone, cards and a lip balm [what else could you need??].

At the end of the night when your feet are worn out from wearing those fabulous heels that you got for 70% off [no wonder they were on sale, these suckers hurt!], instead of being a nasty girl and walking down the street barefoot, you can now just unfold your CitySlips and ease your aching feet.

You may be wondering, "Well what do I do with my heels that I had on?". I'm glad you asked! The little pouch that was once holding the CitySlips and serving as as your clutch magically unfolds into a tote! Voila! Now you have a bag that's big enough to carry your heels. This. Is. Brilliant!

CitySlips are an amazingly low $24.95 and come in 3 colors [Black, Silver and Gold]. Check them out here and tell them that Your Friend Lela sent you. Ok, don't really tell them that because they have no idea who I am, but check them out anyway!

MUSIC MONDAY

I'm trying to get better at the blogging guys. If you like my blog and miraculously are still reading it, let me know. The more people that I know are reading, the more motivated I am to post.

Here's your first song of Monday morning. It isn't a new one, but I'm still slightly obsessed with it.

I Love Rachel Zoe

The Worst Promo Pic Ever

Kind of Awesome

Ok 'den

Sexy Music Tuesday