An Open Letter...

Dear Mr. President Barack Obama,

Hi. My name is Your Friend Lela and I'm looking for a new job, specifically one in your office. I came across this list of raises that were given in the White House last year and it seems as though not only do you pay your employees handsomely to be begin with, but you also give very generous raises.

While the motives of such raises might have been questionable if given by certain former Presidents, with you, I truly believe its because you felt your employees deserved them [and they probably do]. Feel free to Direct Message me any time and I will happily send you my resume.

Sincerely,

Your Friend Lela