Awwwwww yeah. Merry Christmas!
Friday, December 17, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
This Week In Break Ups....
While some of us are rejoicing after hearing the news of Splitsgate 2010 [*cough* Britton *cough*] others of us are going "whaaaaaaa??????". What is it about the holidays that just makes people think they gotta have some freedom coming in the form of a ripped up marriage license or flushing a promise ring [I'm looking at you Vanessa Hudgens].
I mentioned yesterday that there are a few more details about one of the recent splits announced in Hollywood this week. Turns out there was someone else: his love interest this season on his tv show. Their chemistry was so crazy and so evident to everyone that writer and producers, seeing it play out on set, actually cranked up their sex scenes to capture it for show. Her career has seen a resurgence since.
If you've been living under a rock and haven't heard, three well known celebrity couples have officially called it quits this week.
The first couple to announce their split was Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.
Man I bet they are PISSED that even in this time of sadness, two other more high profile couples showed them up with their splits. Some have said that there were pressures for him to put a ring on it, but a recent blind item makes me think differently.
There have been several celebrity couple breakups lately and we just got word about the reason for one of them. This recent breakup allegedly happened because the male partner in the relationship visited one too many strip clubs in the past few months and ended up having a brief affair with one of the dancer
Zac confirms the "visit" on Jimmy Kimmel.
Hmm. Me thinks "Van" won't be quite so trusting in the future.
The second couple to announce their split was Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter.
This notorious on screen brother and sister pair have been married for two years and ALLEGEDLY are getting divorced because Dexter has a boner for Julia Stiles.
Check out this blind item from a few days ago:
Eventually the two fell in love. They were together, very close, at a Halloween party in New York this fall hosted by a famously controversial writer (this isn’t a super important detail) and those who observed them that night are not surprised now that he’s ended it with his wife.
I mean Julia and Jennifer are both slightly janky looking in the face, but at least Jennifer looks like a grown ass woman. Julia Stiles looks exactly the same as she did in Save the Last Dance [which, frankly, is one of my favorite movies, so I ain't hatin].
Their official statement said: "Having been distant for a little time, Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C Hall have filed for divorce".
Listen, if you're going to cheat on the woman who stood by you while you had cancer, then I think you're kind of a despicable piece of shit. Just my personal opinion.
The Third Couple to announce their split was Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds.
People act surprised that they're getting divorced, but frankly, the surprise to me was that they got married in the first place! What do a New Jersey girl and a Canadian have in common? NOTHING. That's what.
Their official statement said: "After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we've decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it's with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn't expected, it's certainly appreciated."
OMG, I love the snarkiness that exists even in the break up statement. I would expect nothing less from Scarlett Johansson. Also, I'm wondering how long and careful the consideration could have been when they were just photographed together over Thanksgiving? Seems sketch to me.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
VIDEO FUN
I had a deliciously fun weekend where I was introduced to the two videos below. I hope that you enjoy them as much as I have been.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
I'm Kind of Mad....
That Jennifer Hudson got so gosh darned skinny!!!!
But I'm more mad that this dress is one size too small for her.
LOVE
I love this outfit and I want this outfit and I want a place to wear it. Merry Christmas to me!
You're Welcome
Ryan Gosling is on the cover of this months GQ and I'd like to make an official suggestion.
Dear GQ
While I respect your history as Gentleman's Quarterly I respectfully demand that you change the name to Gosling Quarterly and put Ryan Gosling on the cover every single month. I might then become a subscriber.
Sincerely,
Your Friend Lela
But seriously, look at these pictures!
In the article, RG discusses working in a sandwich shop after filming The Notebook.
On working at a sandwich shop after The Notebook: “I’d never had a real job.” The problem with Hollywood, he goes on, is that nobody works. “They have meals. They go to Pilates. But it’s not enough. So they do drugs. If everybody had a pile of rocks in their backyard and spent every day moving them from one side of the yard to the other, it would be a much happier place.”
Uh, I know a Sandwich Shop that could use a helping hand- it's called The Sandwich Shop! And it just happens to be in my hometown! And I just happened to have a dream [evidently prophetic] the other night that Ryan Gosling was FROM my hometown. This is all getting very creepy.
While We're Making Wishes.....
I want twelve year olds to look like twelve year olds again. Case in point:
Elle Fanning.
Now mind you, she's adorable. Nothing she is wearing is inappropriate per say, but she doesn't exactly look twelve. If I had to take a stab at her age, I would've guessed more in the 17-18 range. I'm not saying she needs to be wearing frilly dresses and white patent Mary Janes with socks, I'm just saying that 6 inch heels might not be the best thing for her still growing and developing body. I don't mean to get on a soapbox, but I think that girls are becoming too over sexualized at way too young of an age. There's nothing wrong with a pair of ballet flats children.
I hate to say it, but this twelve year old could learn a few things from Taylor Swift. Ok, actually, maybe Taylor Swift could learn a few things from this twelve year old. ZING!
Where Have All the Pop Stars Gone?
Remember when all of our country's pop stars were the envy of every girl aged 11-35? They had the best hair! The best clothes! The best bodies! The best boys!
Can anyone tell me what happened to them? I mean, sure, popstars still exist and new ones are releasing catchy ass songs on a daily basis. But what about our classic stars? The Christinas? The Mariahs? The Britneys?
Welp, this is what happened to Christina:
[ oh boy- when did she become so unattractive?]
This is our dear Britney:
[oh boy]
and here's Mimi:
[listen, i know she's pregnant and that it's Christmas time, but is that really an excuse to wear the drapes and wrap a bow around her belly?? Never the less, she's still the most fabulous of them all.]
The moral of the story is that I simply want some enviable pop stars to re-emerge. No one wearing Kermit the Frog coats. No 13 year old boys with lesbian hair cuts. Legit pop stars. This is my grown up Christmas wish.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
I Can't....
This is getting beyond ridiculous. Whatever happened to normal clothes? For example, today I am wearing jeans and a sweater. Granted, no one has asked for my autograph, but I'm pretty ok with that.
Mustache Music Monday!!!
In honor of this weekends 4th Annual Mustache Christmas Party, we will only be partaking in Music from Mustaches today. If you don't see your favorite 'stache represented, you just send your request on over.
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