Don't Take This the Wrong Way

WARNING. I actually kind of like Jessica Simpson. There, I said it. Sure, her music is shit [and so are most of her movies], but she's outrageously entertaining and I like her shoes. Also, I think she's ridiculously pretty and carries her newfound weight gain very well.

However........she looks pregnant in this picture, right?

I'm not just being hateful and crazy? She legit looks pregnant. That isn't really a "oops, I gained 20 pounds" kind of belly. If she really is pregnant [and boy do i hope she is], there better be a new reality show to cover the entire thing.