Monday, April 9, 2012

Today Is A Good Day

In part because it's a beautiful Monday morning, but MOSTLY because Fiona Apple has announced a new tour. HOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

Y'all, I have loved Fiona Apple since I was a wee middle schooler and have yet to see her in concert. I'm pretty sure this is the one thing that might make my life, well at least my musical life, complete. I will definitely be seeing her at the Ryman, but I hope to catch her in a few other cities as well.

These are the cities where she'll be playing this summer [along with their onsale date and time]:

Fiona Apple 2012 Summer Tour Dates: 
June 19 - Ithaca, NY @ State Theatre (4/20, 10 a.m.) 
June 20 - Baltimore, MD @ Lyric Opera House (4/20, 10 a.m.) 
June 22 - Mashantucket, CT @ MGM Grand Theater at Foxwoods (4/20, 10 a.m.) 
June 23 - Holyoke, MA @ Mountain Park (4/20, 10 a.m.) 
June 24 - New York, NY @ Randall's Island (on sale now - Governor's Ball Music Festival) 
June 26 - Washington, DC @ Warner Theatre (4/13, 10 a.m.) 
June 27 - Upper Darby, PA @ Tower Theatre (4/13, 10 a.m.) 
June 29 - Danbury, CT @ Ives Concert Park (4/20, 10 a.m.) 
June 30 - Boston, MA @ Citi Performing Arts Center (4/14, 10 a.m.) 
July 1 - Portland, ME @ State Theatre (4/20, 10 a.m.) 
July 3 - Montreal, QC @ Olympia Theatre (4/21, 12 p.m.) 
July 4 - Toronto, ON @ The Sound Academy (4/20, 10 a.m.) 
July 6 - Cleveland Hts., OH @ Cain Park (4/21, 10 a.m.) 
July 7 - Detroit, MI @ The Fillmore Detroit (4/27, 10 a.m.) 
July 10 - Chicago, IL @ Chicago Theatre (4/21, 10 a.m.) 
July 11 - Indianapolis, IN @ Murat Theatre (4/20, 10 a.m.) 
July 13 - Nashville, TN @ Ryman Auditorium (4/21, 10 a.m.) 
July 14 - St. Louis, MO @ Peabody Opera House (4/20, 10 a.m.) 
July 16 - Minneapolis, MN @ Orpheum Theatre (4/14, 12 p.m.) 
July 17 - Kansas City, MO @ The Midland by AMC (4/20, 10 a.m.) 
July 20 - Denver, CO @ Paramount Theatre (4/20, 10 a.m.) 
July 21 - Salt Lake City, UT @ Kingsbury Hall - University of Utah (4/21, 10 a.m.) 
July 24 - Vancouver, BC @ Orpheum (4/20, 10 a.m.) 
July 25 - Seattle, WA @ Paramount Theatre (4/20, 10 a.m.) 
July 26 - Portland, OR @ Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall (4/20, 10 a.m.) 
July 28 - Oakland, CA @ Fox Theater (4/15, 10 a.m.) 
July 29 - Hollywood, CA @ Hollywood Palladium (4/27, 10 a.m.)


and here are 3 of her new songs that she performed at SXSW!







[People are RUDE!!! I would never even utter a whisper at a Fiona Apple show, especially if she were playing new material!]


Now, it wouldn't be Your Friend Lela if we didn't address her looks. I'm not so upset about her thinness because Fiona has always been kind of frail looking [however, she might be able to whoop your ass with those arm muscles], but THIS


HOMEGIRL. First of all, you know better than to wear a scrunchie in your hair! I know you got famous in 1996 when they were all the rage, but this is 2012 honey!! Scrunchies are only to be used when washing your face- it's fashion law! Second of all, can we do something about the hair? Just anything really. Fix the bangs, give it a little color. You know, make yourself looks like you are doing your first show in AGES. That'd be nice.

Ok, now that we have that out of the way, I love you, I looooooove you, Fiona Apple!

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