Child, We KNEW This

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon announced on the Today show this morning that she is pregnant. Anyone surprised? Not here. Honeychild, when you wear clothes that tight, shit will show! And she needs to go on with those big ole boobies. You're a mommy now. The girls should only come out to play on special occasions.

Don't you love that Mariah is sitting as far away from Billy Bush as she can possibly get? Frankly, I don't blame her at all. That guy is a TOTAL goober. A few things that Billy Bush should never do: 1) say "Yo" 2) mimic Mariah's childlike clapping style 3)interview celebrities.

Can you even imagine how much of a diva Mariah will be while pregnant? Bring it sista, this girl needs something to read about!

Congratulations are definitely in order for Mariah and Nick [they read this blog you know], and I look forward to the delivery of their baby, but can we PLEASE talk about something more important like this new Christmas album???

The album cover is a little.......off, HOWEVER, the cd is straight on point ["Oh Little Town of Bethlehem"? Go'on girl! That song gave me cold chills all ova my body]. The cd officially comes out this coming Tuesday, November 2nd, and you should definitely PAY for it [but its on the interwebs now if you really need Christmas in October].