Not The Worst Invention Ever....

Not the best name, but not the worst invention[ this is ] . Have you been introduced to the new product Subtle Butt? It is, you guessed it, a fart neutralizing underwear insert. I think we all know someone who could use this, um, interesting invention, so I'm trying not to judge the seemingly silliness of it. This video, however, I will judge.

I have sooooo many questions while watching this video. For example, why is that old lady wearing a thong? Why is that old man watching that old lady put on her thong? Why is that Asian guy not wearing any undies at all?? Why is that old lady eating her hot dog from the side instead of the end like a normal person? Why doesn't the control subject realize that eating a hot dog in that manner will give him body shaking farts? Why did the Asian guy do a Sumo-fart [that's racial y'all!]? Why must they all fart directly in the doctors face?? When someone in the same room as you lets one loose, you KNOW it's happened whether it smells or not. Why, why, why??

Why haven't you bought these yet??