YEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

I have been WAITING for this album to come out for what seems like ages. It.Is.So.Rad.

You better love it- or else.

Interpreting the Masters Volum...

Obsessed.

Love Is Waiting - Brooke Frase...

Hilarious and Saddening....

....all at the same time. Am I the only one who misses George W. Bush? Come on, this guy was comic relief. W might have helped push us into a recession/depression, but at least Mr.President could make us laugh! Obama is slightly too concerned about issues like Healthcare [Schmealthcare] to bring the jokes.

This is an elementary school move and one that I haven't seen in awhile. I'm going to take a note from President Bush and bring this one back.

Hold The Mutha Effing Phone

I have so much to say in this post that I'm not sure where to start [but that could be because I'm hyped up on Redbull. That being said, bear with me].

It seems as though Justin Beiber's manager, Scooter [um, yeah, Scooter] has been arrested for NOT tweeting. Um, hmmmmmmm. K, let's review the article from the Associated Press before continuing.

NEW YORK (AP) - The manager for teen pop sensation Justin Bieber (BEE'-bur) has been arrested on New York's Long Island in connection with a fan frenzy at a mall.

Scott "Scooter" Braun surrendered to Nassau County police on Wednesday and awaits arraignment on charges of reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance. His lawyer says he will plead not guilty.

His arrest stems from a planned appearance in November by the 16-year-old Bieber. When the crowd became unruly, police told Braun to send out a Twitter message canceling the event. The prosecutor says it took Braun 1½ hours to send two tweets, but his lawyer says it took seven minutes. The 28-year-old Braun faces up to a year in jail if convicted.

Police at the time also arrested a vice president from Bieber's record label.

Ok, first of all, the parenthesis that explains to us how to pronounce Justin Beiber's last name cracks me up. BEE'-bur. It rhymes with fever people- remember that.

Second of all, have you guys seen Justin Beiber's manager, Scooter? If Justin Beiber is eleven-teen years old, scooter is only about fifteen-teen years old. He looks like a kid himself. Also, are people going to call you Scooter for the entirety of your life or are you, at some point, going to revert back to Scott? Let's be honest, Scott is not a terrible name and Scooter is, well, a dogs name.

Third of all, this is RIDICULOUS. Where do we live?? I thought America was "The Land of the Free", but evidently its "The Land of Getting Arrested for Not Sending a Tweet". Really?? I didn't know Twitter was a part of the law that our Justice Systems runs by. So let's plot this out. Justin Beiber had a planned appearance at a mall, which means they had plenty of advance notice to bring in additional security, police, etc. These 13 year old girls evidently got unruly [damn those really strong teenage girls] and the police asked Scotter to send out a tweet annoucing that the event was cancelled.

Ok, this is point of ridiculousness #1. How about YOU'RE THE POLICE. Get out your mega phones and your night sticks and lay down the pain. Tell those pimply kids to get their asses back to school [am I right? Why aren't these kids in school??] and safely escort Mr. Beiber to his car.

Point of Ridiculousness #2 is that Prosecutors [such a strong word for such a silly situation] claim that it took Scooter an hour and a half to send two Tweets. Um, and? Did the police give him a time line for sending the Tweets? "Send two tweets within the next 10 mintes OR ELSE". I'm sure that Mr. Scooter had very little else to worry about. Certainly the safety of his client wasn't on his mind, nor was smoothing over things with mall officials who were no doubt upset that this event was being cancelled and their consumers were being killed out of their mall, nor was the safety of Beiber's fans on his mind. Certainly the only thing on his mind at that point in time was "MUST. TWITTER. NOW."

How did those Miranda Rights go? "Mr. Scooter, you are under arrest for failing to send Tweets in a timely manner". Wish I could've been a fly on the wall.

Point of Ridiculousness #3- Scooter could face up to a year of jail time if convicted. I'm sorry, WHAT??? No really, WHAT????????? We have drug dealers, murderers, rapists, child abusers, and an on going list of despicable people who are currently free as birds, but this guy could go to jail for the amount of time for THIS? I just.......I can't. I cannot. America, you're INSANE.

Point of Ridiculousness #4- Police also arrested a Vice President from Beiber's record label. Um.......why? Because he also didn't tweet??

I am so befuddled by this article that I dont even know what to do with myself. I am considering cancelling my Twitter account [after I tweet about this post of course] to evade any potential future arrests. Way to go justice system. Way. To. Go.

Amazing

Ben Folds, you never cease to amaze me or make me laugh.

Free at Last, Free at Last

The King of the South is baaaaaaaaack.

However, it seems like with the amount of time that he spent in prison he would've been able to come up with something a little bit more clever than this song. Agree?

I'm Back - T.I.

The Year of Love

2010 is FoSho the year of love- I'm currently at 7 friends getting married this year, and it's only March. There is definitely time for more. So, in honor of those of you who have recently gotten engaged or will be recently married......this Bud's for you.

Endless Love - Glee Cast

MUSIC MONDAY

Happy Monday! Well, "kind of" happy monday- it would be much happier if it were sunny and 65 with no current chance of snow. But we must push through despite the weather, and we will do so with music from The Whigs.

In The Dark - The Whigs

What a Great New Site

"I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed!"

that's what bea said

These Boyz...

are funny.

Shout Out Music Monday...Part Deux

Alright, alright, alright, the second shout out Music Monday honor goes to the Did$ter. Thanks for the song request yo.

Show Business - A Tribe Called...

Animated Music Monday!!

New Music Monday

Hmmmm......really liking part of this album, but not all. Had to skip through the first song though, so if you're hating it, give that a try. Seems like they could be a really cool festival band, but not sure if I'd want to listen to it just riding around in my car. What do you think?

The Winter of Mixed Drinks - F...

Shout Out Music Monday!

Music Monday is getting a late start my friends, but as that 17 year old girl who thought she was pregnant said, Better late than never.

Lemme jus give a lil shout out to my gurl Emizzle Messizzle for pointing me in the direction of this song this morning. I've been jamming all day to it. Love me some Jamie Cullum. Enjoy!

Don't Stop The Music - Jamie C...

Oh Lawd.

I'm starting to think that the reason MTV doesn't play Music Videos anymore is because they are now nine and a half minutes long. Shoo wee- what a waste. Is it because I don't like Lady Gaga that this music video seems absolutely ridiculous to me? First of all, I despise this song. I can just feel the line of thinking that was involved in writing it. "What kind of inanimate object can we write about today???? Hmmmm. Bing! Telephones." I'm currently writing a hit song about my stapler. So there Gaga.

I'm sure that everyone is going to lose it over this video and call it "artsy-fartsy" and all that jazz, but I don't like it. So there. And what's with the over the top Virgin Mobile product placement. Over. the. Top. Check out the [nine and a half minute long] video below and let me know what you think.

New Luda

Need I say more? New jams from one of the best Southern rappers of all time. We're almost to the weekend people. Allow this cd to foreshadow your Saturday night. You're welcome in advance.

Battle Of The Sexes - Ludacris

Not Bad for Hump Day

I'm super into some electronica musica right now. Not sure why or what has happened to me, but today its all about some Little Boots. Check her out below!

Hands - Little Boots

It's a Hood Rat Music Monday!

I'm kind of obsessed with Nicki Minaj right now. Expect a lot of it today, starting with some Young Mulah Baaaaby.

F*** Da Bulls*** - Young Money

This Girl Is Rad

You Must Watch....

Scrumptious

Lord bless it- do yourself a favor. Listen and then PURCHASE the album below. It is by far the best record of 2010 thus far. Tyler James has been on my radar since my college days when we were at the same school. He's a friend of friends and from everything I know a stand up guy aside from being UBER talented. This full length album has been long awaited and trust me, it does not disappoint. Check it out below and then purchase it to support some actual legit talent.

It Took The Fire - Tyler James

Dancing with the......Stars?

I do not watch Dancing with the Stars. I never have. However, I may not be able to say that for much longer. This seasons cast is, well, interesting to say the least. I don't know how many of them I would call "stars" per say [well, Buzz Aldrin went to the moon, so I guess that's closer to stars than any of the other of them have been], but the combination of people is probably going to make this the most exciting reality television show that has existed in a hot minute.

Let's dive in.

This season we've got Kate Gosselin, Shannon Doherty, Pamela Anderson, Chad Ochocinco, Aiden Turner, Erin Andrews, Buzz Aldrin, Niecy Nash, Evan Lysacek, Nicole Scherzinger, and Jake Pavelka.

Ok, so Kate Gosselin. First of all, when was the last time you saw this lady with her kids that she "loves so much"? I've seen her hopping all around town with her new [ and horrible] weave, but haven't seen any Hawaiian babies anytime in the recent past. Do we really think that she has time to do this show? Do we really think that she is going to be any good? Of course not! She's going to be AWFUL. Bring on the entertainment! I'm calling her for first to be kicked off which is actually a little sad because she's just tryin to hustle and make that money so her kidz can eat. She's got nanny's to pay y'all!

Shannon Doherty. My oh my oh my. I'm calling a Shannon Doherty/Pamela Anderson fight right now. Also, maybe a Shannon Doherty/ Kate Gosselin fight. And oooooh I hope Shannon tries to pick a fight with Niecy because she will barking up the wrong tree with that one! I don't anticipate that Shannon will be a great dancer, but homegirl can through a punch. I say again, bring on the entertainment!

Ok, now, is anyone under any disillusion that Pamela Anderson will NOT be drunk for every single episode? If so, you need to get your head on straight right now and understand that this lady [term used loosely] doesn't leave her trailer with less than one bottle of champagne in her system. And yes, she lives in a trailer. Everyone thinks its all sad that she might be "bankrupt" and had to move out of her Malibu mansion and into a trailer. I just think she's getting back to her roots.

Ok, I'm not a Cincinatti Bengals follower and therefore don't really know a lot about Chad Ochocinco, but what I DO know is that he has a very Hispanic last name for a seemingly African-American man. At first glance, the last name can be confusing. Is it eight or is it five? How can it be both?? However, I believe his last name is our key to determining where he will place. Come alllloooooong with meeeeeeeee. Ocho. Cinco. Eight and five. Eight plus five is thirteen. One and three. One plus three is four. Chad Ochocinco will come in fourth place. BAM! Place your bets now.

I don't know a lot about Aiden Turner, but I know that he plays Aiden [ how convenient ] on All My Children and that is he a smoldering Brit. I hope he goes far because, ladies, he is EASY on the eyes.

Everyone wants to do a reality show after a huge scandal. Welcome to your redemption, Erin Andrews! Good call trying to get the straight mens to tune in ABC. Getting a smoking hot sportscaster whose privacy was unfairly invaded last year? GENIUS.

Buzz Aldrin dropping dead of a heart attack is Kate Gosselin's only hope for not being the first dancer to be sent home. Buzz Aldrin is eighty. EIGHTY. He should be rolling around in a wheelchair, not trying to ball room dance! I think that the powers that be should do a little research and see if any new life insurance policies have been taken out on dear old Buzz, cause I smell a rat!

Niecy Nash- my gurl! Some of you may know Niecy from Reno: 911 and some of you may be more familiar with her from Horders [yech], but either way, dis bitch is da bomb! Something tells me that Niecy knows how to shake that ass and will do well on this show.

Ok, I must admit, I did not watch the mens figure skating [however, I was filled in on all the Mens Figure Skating drama by my mother who is OBSESSED]. I'm gonna call right now that Evan is probably going to win either first or second place. Olympic medalists have done notoriously well on Dancing with the Stars [I also know this because of my mother]. Kristi Yamaguchi or Apollo Ono anyone? This kid is gonna rock it. Put your money down.

And here we meet Evan's greatest competition. Nicole Scherzinger shakes what her mama gave her for a LIVING and, frankly, has done pretty well at it. Mark my words, Evan or Nicole will win. I'm slightly tempted to root for Nicole because she's a Southern gal just like me [granted, Kentucky isnt quite as cool as Tennessee, but it'll do in a pinch].

I should also let it be known that I also do not watch The Bachelor, but this guy is not bad to look at AT ALL. The only thing that I really know about Jake Pavelka is based on Facebook status updates and evidently he picked the wrong girl and Vienna Sausage is a skanky slut tranny mess! Sadly, Jake won't be on the show for long [I calls em like I sees em!].

So there we have it. Well done, Dancing with the Stars. You have piqued my interest. I'll see you soon.